Beekeeping or Witness Protection Program

Recent data has driven experts like myself to believe retired promoters of celery's lives where so threatened by anti celery activist, like myself, they where forcefully relocated by the witness protection program and are now bee keepers!!!!! The proof is in the pudding!!!!

< Former celery promoter Tomfurd Howell

IS PORTLANDIA PRO CELERY?!?!?!!?!

is hot hip show Portlandia promoting the REAL devils lettuce (celery). I dont know what you take away from this shocking material but PLEASE see for yourself!!!!

I am sorry to say I can't watch this show i once loved no more.

they have turned against me.

poems bout celery

The following is an original poem by Kelly:

don't be fooled by the stick in green

it is obscene and mean

and most of all not green

and most most of all

celery is a peice of shit

this poem is about celery

whoa that was exhilarating and astounding now my eyes are open to a world about the evils of celery.

Ihope you take something away from this shockingly disturbing true poem.