SOS SOS SOS

ATTENTION: Celery that has been consumed by humans has adapted and started taking on human form by growing veins! Its only days before they start pumping blood through them. Further proof celery is trying to take over the USA.

The non believers shall now believe. 

 

Winter Fashion 2014 JUST IN

The latest in the fashion world is the Douche Bag Trend. Here's a Pic!

This is one trend I WON'T be following and if u r a member of this club I hope u do the same

Salary of Celery

I am outraged!!! U know that cute comercial where the people are paid with trident layers gum and the people are like OMGGG I LUV GUM!!!!  Well I am terrified to say that a case in Señora, Ohio ( the worlds capital of celery aka HELL) it has been leaked that they pay their workers in celery!!!! The devils workers paid in devils lettuce (if u frogot celery is the real devils lettuce)! So that means the trident comercial is offensive and promotes the evils of celery. I have started a petition to take down this gum monopolys marketing scam. Please comment in the comment section and it will be counted as a name on a petition!



RID THE WORLD OF EVILS

More Poems about Celery

The following is an original poem by K. Wood

You may appear solum

But oh you are most ever so

Green with envy 

Envy of the soul 

The soul of those whose intestines 

You rip at

You my friend are soulless

And calorie less

Just bearing the emptiness of fiber

That with can not be absorbed 

And rather just shitted out 

Like the harsh truth

Or satan

FUCK U CELERY AND CELERY DISTRIBUTERS

Please send me feed back about my new poem at  eggyprince@gmail.com

STOP BUYING HELLERY U IDIOTS

Beekeeping or Witness Protection Program

Recent data has driven experts like myself to believe retired promoters of celery's lives where so threatened by anti celery activist, like myself, they where forcefully relocated by the witness protection program and are now bee keepers!!!!! The proof is in the pudding!!!!

< Former celery promoter Tomfurd Howell

IS PORTLANDIA PRO CELERY?!?!?!!?!

is hot hip show Portlandia promoting the REAL devils lettuce (celery). I dont know what you take away from this shocking material but PLEASE see for yourself!!!!

I am sorry to say I can't watch this show i once loved no more.

they have turned against me.

poems bout celery

The following is an original poem by Kelly:

don't be fooled by the stick in green

it is obscene and mean

and most of all not green

and most most of all

celery is a peice of shit

this poem is about celery

whoa that was exhilarating and astounding now my eyes are open to a world about the evils of celery.

Ihope you take something away from this shockingly disturbing true poem.