Monday, November 3, 2014

Salary of Celery

I am outraged!!! U know that cute comercial where the people are paid with trident layers gum and the people are like OMGGG I LUV GUM!!!!  Well I am terrified to say that a case in Señora, Ohio ( the worlds capital of celery aka HELL) it has been leaked that they pay their workers in celery!!!! The devils workers paid in devils lettuce (if u frogot celery is the real devils lettuce)! So that means the trident comercial is offensive and promotes the evils of celery. I have started a petition to take down this gum monopolys marketing scam. Please comment in the comment section and it will be counted as a name on a petition!



RID THE WORLD OF EVILS

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