Winter Fashion 2014 JUST IN

The latest in the fashion world is the Douche Bag Trend. Here's a Pic!

This is one trend I WON'T be following and if u r a member of this club I hope u do the same

Salary of Celery

I am outraged!!! U know that cute comercial where the people are paid with trident layers gum and the people are like OMGGG I LUV GUM!!!!  Well I am terrified to say that a case in Señora, Ohio ( the worlds capital of celery aka HELL) it has been leaked that they pay their workers in celery!!!! The devils workers paid in devils lettuce (if u frogot celery is the real devils lettuce)! So that means the trident comercial is offensive and promotes the evils of celery. I have started a petition to take down this gum monopolys marketing scam. Please comment in the comment section and it will be counted as a name on a petition!



RID THE WORLD OF EVILS

More Poems about Celery

The following is an original poem by K. Wood

You may appear solum

But oh you are most ever so

Green with envy 

Envy of the soul 

The soul of those whose intestines 

You rip at

You my friend are soulless

And calorie less

Just bearing the emptiness of fiber

That with can not be absorbed 

And rather just shitted out 

Like the harsh truth

Or satan

FUCK U CELERY AND CELERY DISTRIBUTERS

Please send me feed back about my new poem at  eggyprince@gmail.com

STOP BUYING HELLERY U IDIOTS